Overheard at our breakfast table earlier this week:
Sweetie, eat your pancakes.
Can you help me?
No, you're a big girl, you know how to do it.
I'm not a big girl.
Are you a baby?
No, I'm not a baby.
Well, if you're not a big girl and you're not a baby, what are you?
I'm your peanut.
Can't exactly question that logic, can you?